The ramblings of a mad man

If you are unfortunate enough to bump into me in the darkest parts of Hindley Green, then you may well think that I am rather insane.

For at the moment, I wander about with a Harris Tweed jacket and an MP3 player, muttering to myself.

I’m learning lines, however, so I do stroll about saying things like ‘Dashed rotten business’ and ‘I say old girl’.

This however leads to me reflecting on my own mental health. Thing is, I tend to act like the character I’m playing, so at the moment I’m using a lot of RP, calling everybody ‘old girl, old boy, or old chap’. I even shouted at a lady who attempted to run me over this morning in a 1930′s style.

I’m sure my family are glad that I didn’t go for a part in ‘Hi De Hi’ as boundless cheerfulness is worse than my usual misanthropy.

 

Hindley Green city of excitement

One would have thought a spacecraft had landed, the royal wedding was to be taken in the local pub, but no! The hottest news in Hindley Green is that Aldi has opened.
I’ve never seen people queuing to get into a supermarket before. It is very handy for my water that I take to the gym and their crisps are top notch, but frankly I shouldn’t be eating those things.
Yesterday we visited Camelot theme park. A tiny place it is too. There are 2 coasters both of which are fun. It’s just the day after going on such things the body aches.
It certainly makes one feel old.