Dead mens shoes

I have a car load of dead mens shoes. Or shoes for those who previously had two legs but had a leg chopped off.

It’s not a new fetish I’ve developed but the orthopedic dept at the hospital wanted to get rid of some.

They truly are some of the most bizare constructions I’ve ever seen.

Imagine a hybrid betwixt a hobbit and a pig. This creature is then made colour blind.

Also their inate horror towards dismal shoes is then drained from them.

So I have aproximately 90 pairs of shoes in my car and need to find an audience for them.

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About lordegburtnobacon
Greetings! I appreciate a fine Tweed and my hobbies include drinking heavily and acting. However I do not mix the two.

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