The surreal housewives

Trapped inside a black metal box, the surreal housewives of Hindley Green play out their vacuous lives in the hope that their attention glands can be saturated.
Their lonely days are spent injecting botulism into their foreheads and augmenting their flesh with silicone so that they can lure the faceless viewers into their world, where in turn their engorged desire glands cause a chain reaction linking their frontal cortex to the narcissism centres.
Having feasted upon this, the housewives encourage the viewers to sample further their aspirational feast; perhaps the viewer would like to see rich people going on dates? Or perhaps rich people throwing lavish parties for their offspring?

I’ve been watching too much daytime tv.

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About lordegburtnobacon
Greetings! I appreciate a fine Tweed and my hobbies include drinking heavily and acting. However I do not mix the two.

One Response to The surreal housewives

  1. Gregoryno6 says:

    HINDLEY Green, huh? That would be just da few miles from Brady Down, I suppose.

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