Despite being disadvantaged by being born at such a young age, I was soon able to become one of the most mediocre people on the internet.

Lord Egbut Nobacon if you please.

Chances are  you’ve found this page via one of my inane comments in the British press (wonderful institution isn’t it).

Please feel free to comment on the blog, good bad or indifferent I don’t mind.



9 Responses to About

  1. David Joelsen says:

    Dear Sir

    I entered your site by accident from The Independant – clicking on the name of the person who responded so politely to the anarchy article.

    I just translated the above two lines to my daughter (11 years old) who like me enjoys inspiring writing – she and I laughed.

    If you do not mind, I will occsionally return to your site enjoying your writting – keep up the good work.


  2. My Dear Lord,

    I have to admit to being tickled by some of your remarks, particularly your “mammaries” of days gone by. Just a quick question though: I vaguely recall a self-styled Lord Nobacon frequenting Tory evening shindigs during my student days… Might you be the same fellow?

    The Big Bad Wolf

    • I’m afraid not old boy. My mother actually started to call me this name a few years ago, due to my preference for wearing Tweed and speaking in RP tones despite the fact I was in the muslim capital of Lancashire, Blackburn.

      • Ah, then there is an impostor lurking about. I recall the Lord Nobacon I knew was from across the pond, and likened himself to a certain Mr. Churchill. Ah, Blackburn… Twinned with the Muslim capital of Yorkshire, Islamabradford.

  3. Laurence Baker says:

    I’m assuming the mis-spelling of ‘amateur’ is a joke, or am I missing summat?

  4. Rivenrod says:

    Yarp! Good job Eggy . . . did I once know you and weren’t you that person for quite some time?

    Useful to pigeonhole . . .


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